You Stole My Goddamn House 9oz Soy Candle
You Stole My Goddamn House 9oz Soy Candle
his candle comes with boundaries. Not real estate.
Inspired by one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' most explosive limousine rides, this candle pays tribute to the unforgettable family feud that gave Bravo one of its most quoted one-liners. Between decades of sibling drama, buried resentments, and one legendary limo meltdown, it proved that sometimes the most luxurious homes come with the messiest family histories.
Light it during your next Housewives marathon, girls' night, or whenever the family group chat starts getting a little too active. Unlike the Richards sisters, this candle is guaranteed to bring warmth to the room.
Product Details:
- 9oz jar · 7.5oz soy wax · 50–60 hr burn
- Hand-poured in the USA · Cotton wick · Non-toxic & dye-free
- Reusable glass jar with black screw lid
- 9 scents + unscented · No dyes, lead, parabens, or phthalates
Candle Care:
- Burn 3–4 hrs per session · Trim wick to ¼" before each use · Keep away from children, pets & flammables · Stop use at ½" wax remaining
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