Scary Island 9oz Soy Candle

If this candle starts smelling like cat pee... it's time to blow it out.

Inspired by the vacation that forever changed Housewives history, this candle is a tribute to Scary Island—the trip that gave us jelly beans, gummy bears, Al Sharpton, "Go to sleep!", and one of Bravo's most gloriously unhinged episodes. Equal parts tropical getaway and psychological thriller, it's the kind of Housewives chaos fans can quote scene for scene.

Light it for your next Bravo marathon, girls' night, or whenever you need a reminder that not every vacation is relaxing. Unlike the cast, this candle is guaranteed to leave your home feeling calm.

Product Details:

• 9oz jar · 7.5oz soy wax · 50–60 hr burn
• Hand-poured in the USA · Cotton wick · Non-toxic & dye-free
• Reusable glass jar with black screw lid
• 9 scents + unscented · No dyes, lead, parabens, or phthalates

Candle Care:

• Burn 3–4 hrs per session · Trim wick to ¼" before each use · Keep away from children, pets & flammables · Stop use at ½" wax remaining