Bitches Love a Summah Towel

Bright, bold, and completely unserious, the Bitches Love a Summah Beach Towel brings peak Housewives energy to every pool day, beach trip, and summer getaway. Inspired by Alicia’s unforgettable “Bitches love a summah” moment from RHORI, this towel turns an instantly iconic quote into a colorful summer statement piece.

Featuring a vibrant retro beach design with palm trees, cocktails, seashells, starfish, sunshine, and rolling blue waves, the towel is made for hot days, cold drinks, and summers that get a little out of control. The playful pink, orange, yellow, and blue palette brings a fun vintage resort feel whether it’s spread across the sand, draped over a pool lounger, or packed for a Housewives-worthy vacation.

Crafted from ultra-soft microfiber fabric, the Bitches Love a Summah Towel is lightweight, highly absorbent, and quick drying for all-day comfort and convenience. Measuring 52" × 32", it’s generously sized for beach days, poolside lounging, travel, boating, picnics, and summer adventures. The front features the vivid full-color design, while the reverse side is finished with soft white microfiber fluff for added comfort.

Because some people like summer. Bitches love a summah.

Size: 52"x32".