You Were Nevah Homeless 9oz Soy Candle

Please don't argue with the label. It's a matter of semantics.

Inspired by one of The Real Housewives of Rhode Island's first truly unforgettable moments, this candle celebrates the kind of argument only Housewives can deliver—where everyone is technically talking about the same thing, but nobody is actually agreeing. Complete with grandma's basement, crackers, and enough denial to fill a reunion couch, it's already a Bravo classic.

Light it during your next Housewives binge, girls' night, or whenever someone insists they're right because they're arguing the definition instead of the point. This candle won't settle the debate—but it will make the room smell a lot better.

Product Details:

• 9oz jar · 7.5oz soy wax · 50–60 hr burn
• Hand-poured in the USA · Cotton wick · Non-toxic & dye-free
• Reusable glass jar with black screw lid
• 9 scents + unscented · No dyes, lead, parabens, or phthalates

Candle Care:

• Burn 3–4 hrs per session · Trim wick to ¼" before each use · Keep away from children, pets & flammables · Stop use at ½" wax remaining