You Smell Like Hospital Soy 9oz Candle
You Smell Like Hospital Soy 9oz Candle
Some comments are unforgettable, and "You Smell Like Hospital" instantly became one of RHOSLC's most iconic. Inspired by Mary Cosby's completely unfiltered observation, this candle is a tribute to the wonderfully bizarre humor that only Salt Lake City can deliver. With nods to antiseptic, Dom Pérignon, couture, and Mary's signature commentary, it's equal parts luxury décor and reality TV comedy.
Whether you're settling in for a Housewives marathon or shopping for the Bravo fan who appreciates the franchise's most quotable moments, this candle is sure to get a laugh. Available in a variety of signature fragrances—from bright Pink Grapefruit and fresh Sea Breeze to warm Comfort Spice and rich Vanilla Bean—or choose the unscented option for a soft, ambient glow.
Product Details:
- 9oz jar · 7.5oz soy wax · 50–60 hr burn
- Hand-poured in the USA · Cotton wick · Non-toxic & dye-free
- Reusable glass jar with black screw lid
- 9 scents + unscented · No dyes, lead, parabens, or phthalates
Candle Care:
- Burn 3–4 hrs per session · Trim wick to ¼" before each use · Keep away from children, pets & flammables · Stop use at ½" wax remaining
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